........was not the work of just one man in November 1963. All it takes to make this conspiracy true is a few more shooters being involved. JFK could do a lot of damage to many interest groups some of whom could arrange a cover up. It is not beyond the realms of possibility, though working out just who carried it out gives rise so some very complicated amendments to the basic conspiracy theory.
Project MKUltra: the CIA's Mind Control Program was initially a conspiracy theory and only later was it found that the CIA did run such experiments. They involved electronics, hypnosis, sensory deprivation and verbal and sexual abuse and ran from the 50's to 1973.
Elvis Presley's faking his death, again, very silly but why not. If he had had enough of fame and lack of privacy he may have taken this drastic action. Faking death certificates is not difficult, nor is bribing medical personnel and witnesses. The same goes for Marilyn Monroe.
Elvis Presley's autopsy result and Newspaper report of the death of Marilyn Monroe.
In fact any theories based purely on human nature, Bribes and criminal acts are eminently believable. It is those with a paranormal basis which I have problems with. It is these where good ol' Occam walks in and calls Bull**it.
I was searching for another theory to bend your long suffering ears with today, when I found something which is completely different. It requires the level of belief which your average Roswell believer just doesn't have. S/He merely believes an Alien ship crashed and the government captured one which they later autopsied. Admittedly they also tend to believe other theories but only 1 at a time.
The Grand unified Conspiracy Theory is very different. Apparently all the conspiracies which have been put forward are not only true but are following a plan laid down by one central (And Evil of course....Mwahahahahaha.) figure. You can pick your own puppet master, Satan, the Illuminati, Mysterious time travelling figures from the future, Men in Black or a mysterious Wizard from the Dark ages.
It is a curious idea. First it presupposes that all conspiracy theories must be true, Second that the controlling entity is either a group still in existence or has access to time travel or has means of manipulating modern events through time. I can hear Mr Occam a knocking already. It is also odd in that the Arch manipulator must be aware of that we know of his plan. Therefore this knowledge is all part of the plan.
Of course, if you disagree with the plan then you are part of it. Another aspect is the politics. Some theories are more left or right wing in terms of those affected and those who commit the acts involved. Some have a religious basis, some are favoured by Atheists. The Grand theory is non political and non denominational. The idea is that the central group or character just has mischief in mind. Basically this is a theory for the paranoid. The evil one just wants to sow discord. Governments are his/her tools. Anyone who denies the reality of any conspiracy theory or the Unified theory is a tool of the evil one too.
Curiously there have been pictures purporting to be of time travellers at major events in 20th century history. To the normal person this is interesting but the word fake would be going through your mind. To the average Grand Unified Conspiracist it would be strong evidence. I believe it. And there goes a flying pig.
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