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Wednesday 9 September 2015

Conspiracy theories Number 1 The Bard of Avon



In an occasional series I intend to look at conspiracy theories with a distinctly Tongue-in-cheek attitude. This is largely because I do feel many conspiracy theories are extremely far fetched.

In examining these things I use two golden rules to establish, in my view, the likely truth of the matter.

Occam's Razor

This states, at it's simplest, that given the available evidence, the simplest solution is usually the correct one.

 

Sherlock Holmes rule

This one is well known to any fan of the Conan Doyle classics. It states that, when you have eliminated the impossible whatever is left, no matter how improbable must be the truth.

 Between the two you can sort the facts and see if it affects your belief in the conspiracy theory.

 

So on to the Bard.......

 

 William Shakespeare was born in on 23rd April 1564. And straight away we hit the first possible porky (Porky Pie=Lie). He was baptised on the 26th which does not mean he was born three days before. This came  about because births were normally registered within three days. It is now almost universally accepted as his birthdate because he did die on 23rd April 1616 and everyone loves a coincidence. I personally hope he was born on that date because it is St George's day (Patron saint of England.), it has been mooted as an extra national holiday and I was also born on this date. Until now only the Queen gets a bank holiday on her Birthday so I am all in favour of the idea.

 At the age of 18, Shakespeare married the 26-year-old Anne Hathaway, in rather a hurry. Six months later they had a daughter Susanna. It strikes me that he had been a bit of a naughty Shakespeare. Twins Hamnet and Judith followed. He had a basic education which would have included classics, Still would it equip him to write all those play and sonnets?

 Shakespeare produced most of his known work between 1589 and 1613. One has to wonder why he suddenly left Stratford to write? Was he seated in his house one day, having had an argument with the wife? Were the kids shouting and screaming? Did he just stand up and say "Sodde thys for a game of soldyers, I'm off to London to wryte summe plays?" The truth is no one knows. That a playwright and partner in a theatre by the name of Shakespeare existed is beyond doubt. Evidence for the Stratford Shakespeare writing anything beyond normal business letters and documents does not exist.

 

 


 

 

The Theories

 

Theory number 1. Shakespeare of London was NOT Shakespeare of Stratford. Occam's razor says it is unlikely given the evidence.

 
Theory number 2. Shakespeare did not write the plays.

 

The main objection to Shakespeare as author of the plays attributed to him is that he was not noble or well educated as most playwrights were. Therefore the plays must have been written by someone else using his name as a pseudonym. This begs a question. Why would he allow this to happen? Was he hungry for fame and saw it as a way of getting it with little effort? Was he paid to act as the face of an anonymous writer. Was the name Shakespeare plucked out of the real authors imagination and became entangled with a nobody from Warwickshire?

 

In this theory the main contenders as the actual author were Francis Bacon, Christopher Marlowe, and Edward de Vere , 17th Earl of Oxford. There was even a theory that the plays were a group effort to which Shakespeare gave his name. Strangely this is quite a believable theory. Many authors use a pseudonym for work they are not sure will add to their reputation. Again  using Occam this is unlikely to supplant the official history. It would be a lot of trouble to achieve very little.

 
Theory Number 3 Shakespeare's sexuality.

 

Nothing to do with the plays in this one but it is claimed that the Sonnets were coded love poems to a young man, i.e. Shakespeare was gay. As this would be purely speculation and does not affect anyone except him, his wife and potentially the young man concerned I will not venture an opinion.

 

Theory number 4 Shakespeare's religion.

 

Basically says that He was a Catholic in a time when it was illegal.  The strongest evidence might be a Catholic statement of faith signed by his father, John Shakespeare, found in 1757 in the rafters of his former house in Henley Street. The document is now lost, however, and scholars differ as to its authenticity. He may well have been Catholic but he certainly conformed to the legal religion publicly.

 

The only theories which intrigue me are 1 and 2. The first has personal echoes. I am not well educated but I enjoy writing, I like to think I could make an income from it but have trouble with believable plots. Is it beyond the realms of possibility that I would move away to an area in which writers flourish in order to follow the dream. Therefore I believe that, trapped in a marriage forced on him by unwanted pregnancy and in a rural backwater, he did just that.

 The second is related to this. I think he joined a group of players and playwrights who helped him with his plays for which he had a talent already. Maybe they were a group effort to which he happily gave his name. Or maybe he was just a fantastic author and knew he would never amount to much at home.

 Evidence exists that he retired to Stratford-upon-Avon which would tend to disprove theory 1 and Occam tells me that number 2 is unlikely. If you were a successful playwright and the plays were as successful as his were, would you write under a pseudonym, specially if the name you used was a country bumpkin.

Conclusions

 So in conclusion Occam tells me that 1 and 2 are unlikely. 3 I really don't care about. Sexuality has nothing to do with talent and is a matter for the individual. As a non believer number 4 is irrelevant to me but if he was Catholic he hid it well.

 Sherlock Holmes tells me nothing as nothing mentioned here is impossible, though some things are improbable.

 So I believe the official version but with the caveat that a group of playwrights may have been involved.

 Oh and if you have trouble understanding Shakespeare, don't worry. Some of his stuff makes good sense but sometimes I have no idea what he is going on about.

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